THINGS I'M GONNA TRY TO STOP FEELING GUILTY ABOUT

  1. eating white bread
  2. brushing my teeth for less than three minutes
    it gets so boring
  3. my commitment issues with books
  4. drinking 32 ounces of undiluted cold brew
    ideally, chameleon cold brew
  5. looking at my phone for a very long time as soon as i wake up
  6. checking luggage for trips that are less than one week long
  7. giving my friends cakes that already have one slice taken out of them
    bc or else commenters on my blog will make me feel bad for not showing them the inside of a cake 😳
  8. ignoring emails for longer than i should even though chances are i read them within five minutes of receiving them
  9. pinning my own pictures
  10. the beer i drank yesterday morning
  11. using a microwave