How to Make an Adult PiÑata
This is the greatest birthday present of all time.
- •Buy a piñata.
- •I prefer traditional brightly-colored animals (burro, giraffe, etc) but go with your heart.
- •Fill the piñata with small adult-appropriate treasures, such as:
- •Airplane booze (only plastic bottles)
- •Lottery scratch-off tickets
- •Momofuku cake balls
- •Drugs of any kind
- •Tide pens
- •Crest white strips
- •Kiehls lip salve
- •$10 Metro Cards
- •Malin + Goetz travel-size shampoo
- •Once you've assembled your treasures, stuff the piñata and present it to your loved one with a smacking instrument.
- •Feel free to trade goodies with other party guests. (This is the fun part.)