Reasons to Get Married

Just guessing, here.
  1. To fill empty space in your apartment.
  2. To have an excuse for leaving a party early.
  3. More cavities for drug smuggling.
  4. To reinforce your beliefs.
  5. To indicate your status.
  6. So you can show someone your genitals without getting arrested.
  7. So you don't have to halve recipes that make two portions.