1. I'm going for a bachelorette party
    This is my second bachelorette in Vegas. Been there done that.
  2. I'm over 30
    The allure of all night drinking has been replaced with the allure of getting a full 8 hours of sleep.
  3. I have not been looking forward to this trip because...
  4. I don't gamble and I hate clubs
    That horn sound they blast continuously over the already deafening music gives me nightmares.
  5. Oh yeah did I forget to mention...
  6. I'm pregnant!
    Nothing beats a Preggo in da club
  7. So I can't drink!
    Vodka soda is the magic potion that makes any situation tolerable. Alas!
  8. Viva Las Vegas
    At least there will be good people watching and I don't have to worry about flying home with a hangover!