THINGS I KNOW ABOUT STAR WARS

Written on my way to see the new Star Wars movie
  1. Luke I am your father
  2. There's a cave bar with strange looking patrons
    I used to think there was a woman with three boobs in this scene but I was corrected recently. That's in Total Recall
  3. Harrison Ford is in it
  4. Princess Leia
    Pronounced Lay-ah not Lee-ah
  5. Yoda
    I have no idea what his connection to the movie is but he's my favorite.
  6. Let the Force be with you
    I need to Google what the Force is but I think it makes you strong
  7. Darth Vadar = James Earl Jones, but not really.
  8. Nerds love it