THINGS I KNOW ABOUT STAR WARS
Written on my way to see the new Star Wars movie
- •Luke I am your father
- •There's a cave bar with strange looking patronsI used to think there was a woman with three boobs in this scene but I was corrected recently. That's in Total Recall
- •Harrison Ford is in it
- •Princess LeiaPronounced Lay-ah not Lee-ah
- •YodaI have no idea what his connection to the movie is but he's my favorite.
- •Let the Force be with youI need to Google what the Force is but I think it makes you strong
- •Darth Vadar = James Earl Jones, but not really.
- •Nerds love it