THINGS I WILL GO WAAAAAAAY OUT OF MY WAY TO AVOID
Inspired by @Peace_Out_List
- •RatsThat side of the street is yours dude
- •The Safeway near my houseUnless I'm looking for an expired box of Twinkies
- •A phone conversation about nothingIf you want to know how I'm doing put it in an email
- •That person I recognize but do not remember their nameOops I forgot something that's in the complete opposite direction from where you're standing.
- •Asking my parents for directionsI got it, turn right at the McDonalds. I won't miss the McDonalds sign. They're designed not to be missed. Yes, I'll turn right. At McDonalds. Right.
- •Sleeping on someone else's couchBut my couch on a Sunday afternoon is heaven
- •The mall near the holidaysYet I always wait until the last minute. CVS has some impressive gift options.