JONATHAN FANZINE: TOP 10 CANONICAL JONATHANS

I know there are only 8
  1. Jonathan Franzen
  2. Yawnathan Waanzen
  3. Jonathan Ames
  4. Jonathan Swift
  5. Jonathan Lethem
  6. Jason Schwartzathan
  7. Ezra Koenig
  8. Jonathan Livingston Seagull
  9. Dave eggers