ME & MY 18 YR OLD SON WENT TO WALMART
It was a neighborhood Walmart, we like to call smallmart
- •Went to get a few thing for some cupcakes I had to bake for a party
- •And also a case of Ultras for me. Well because I like to drink, but yet watch my calorie count...
- •We go to check out. I put the case on the conveyer.
- •Cashier asks for BOTH of our ID's.
- •I inform her he's only 18 but I have mine ...
- •SHE puts MY beer on the floor and says "Uh, no"
- •EXCUSE ME?!? What's your problem???
- •I said "ummm that's my son, that's my beer, I'm over 21. What's the problem??"
- •She said "oh!! I thought that was your boyfriend"
- •Uh bitch whaaaa??? I'm making fucking cupcakes and drinking ultras!!
- •Needless to say I got my damn beers. Momma needs beer & wine to survive.
- •This is my first list. Sounds more like a diary. I like to drink and bake. So what...
- •She said good genes must run in the family. I think she saw smoke from my ears and my face red as she was fixing to die at smallmart...