On the first day back in classes...

  1. Boys boys boys
    Literally forgot what it's like to be entirely surrounded by potential eligible bachelors my age, I am a twelve year old girl, it's fine. I need to be spayed or something.
  2. I forgot I think literally all of my French
    Comment on dit, "fuck me"??? Lmk svp.
  3. COFFEE GUY REMEMBERS ME AND MY ORDER
    You keep me alive, man. I owe you my whole life. All of this is you.
  4. Forgot I get incredibly OCD about my handwriting and will tear out pages of notes if I don't like the way they look
    Sorry trees
  5. Socialization
    What is it?
  6. Small talk
    I hate it.
  7. Poise
    I have none!
  8. My on-again-off-again, love-hate, friends with bens, flirtationship with the concept of naps re-ups
    #toxicrelationships
  9. I need a glass of wine
    But I will get docked for like saying the word "wine", or thinking about wine because RAs, and I live in dorms again now..............
  10. ONE CLASS DOWN FIVE MORE TO GO
    *takes Xanax, hooks up espresso IV, meditates, screams*
  11. It is only noon.
    How?