Things that KILL ME

  1. Appendixes
    Well, nearly
  2. Good chocolate
  3. Bad coffee
  4. Carbs
    Especially the simple, white, crunchy kind (looking at you, pretzels)
  5. People who think they know ~everything~
    Especially the simple, white, crunchy kind (looking at you, people in my ethics class)
  6. People who utilize their brains *solely* as inside-ear warmers
    And for literally nothing else, most interestingly/notably, thinking
  7. Boys when they dress well
  8. Boys when they hold you thisclose
  9. Boys when they exist
  10. Itchy spots where appendixes used to be
  11. Li.st when I have homework