BOOKS I WAS SHOCKED TO LEARN MY HUSBAND HAS NOT YET READ

He reads a lot though
  1. Catcher In The Rye
    Quintessential Americana that a former "American Studies" and "Linguistics" major should have read
  2. The Bell Jar
    The other day he was like "Do we own The Bell Jar?" And I was like 😮
  3. Pride & Prejudice
    No Austen (or Bronte) in his education to speak of
  4. To Kill A Mockingbird
    Like whaaaaaa
  5. Mrs. Dalloway
    "So have you read any Virginia Woolf?" "I think so, but I don't know which one, and it keeps running together with The Hours..."