MY FASHION RULES

  1. No clear plastic bra straps
  2. No shirts that strive to create the illusion of two shirts
  3. Black pants = black shoes, exceptions made only for nude flats or white converse
  4. Purse must never match belt or shoes, none of these three things may ever match
  5. Nothing that exposes what may in any capacity be deemed a "bosom" (pertains to shirts and dresses)
  6. One may only wear two of the following three items simultaneously: rings, necklace, earrings
  7. No words on shirts
  8. No pointy toe aka witch shoes