THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT THIS AIRBNB

  1. No curtains so bright
  2. Loud wildlife woke me up
  3. "We ask that you limit your showers to 3-5 minutes" I'd rather not shower
  4. It's in the middle of nowhere
  5. The owners are staying in a trailer parked outside
  6. The road here is windy and unpaved and scary
  7. I broke my toe on a piece of wood