STUFF I SAY FOR ATTENTION

A la @mindy
  1. I didn't sleep at all last night
    This only happens to me a couple times a year and I expect people to make a big deal out of it. Also it kind of makes me seem troubled in a sexy way
  2. I don't think Beyoncé is that great
  3. I want a nose job
  4. I've never had a cavity
    I always expect people to be impressed but they never are
  5. My mom had me when she was really young
    I used to say this because I thought it was true but then I discovered my mom was lying to me about her age
  6. I have a dog
    People especially in New York get really excited about this because everyone wants one but it's so hard to have one here and also I love talking about him
  7. On the subway today
    Lets people know I take the subway