1. The people in my "professional network" are former co-workers who weren't smart enough to get out.
  2. My mom is on Facebook.
    And a bunch of casual acquaintances who like dumb videos, post bible verses (ok this is my mom again) and think that their posts will change my opinion on the confederacy, republicans or the NRA.
  3. My husbands never heard of it.
  4. You don't want to VINE all this
  5. Selfies have become an acceptable form of vanity
  6. Tweet exhaustion
    That's a thing right?