Things white people love

  1. Complaining about food
  2. Bette Midler
  3. Ruining fads
    Whip & nae nae, saying bruh/fam
  4. Scolding their kids in public
  5. Yelling at their spouse in public
  6. Being scandalous (see: complaining)
  7. Baseball
  8. Jean shorts
  9. Oakley Shades
    Almost exclusively worn by the guy yelling at his spouse in the department store & racist cops
  10. Names: Ezra, Hunter, Aiden, Mason
  11. Grotesque footwear
    Sadly, the most accurate thing on the list