1. "I'm speaking. When my mouth moves, yours stops."
  2. "Do you come from a long line of idiots?"
  3. "Beauty fades. Dumb is forever."
  4. "If it doesn't make sense, it's not true."
  5. "Umm is not an answer."
  6. "They don't keep me here because I'm 5'10" and gorgeous."
  7. "Baloney!"
  8. "If you live to be a hundred, you will never be as smart as me. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day."
  9. "I'm the boss, applesauce."
  10. "Is the word stupid written across my forehead?"
  11. *Byrd laughs in the distance*
  12. Giphy