Last Night I Dreamt John Boyega and Renée Zellweger Were Sitting Behind Me in a Theater
- •I can't remember why I was at a theater, but I think it was for a concert of some sort.
- •I told Renée that I watched the first two Bridget Jones movies a couple weeks ago but hadn't seen the new one yet.
- •John Boyega had his pet mole (this is because if you @shanaz ) with him.
- •The mole wasn't looking too well (presumably because moles are not meant to be pets [👀 @shanaz ]) but John wasn't concerned about it (a common occurrence in my dreams is something obviously being wrong but no one else cares)
- •The dream promptly switched to some other event that I can't remember other than a tiny flicker of emotion.
- •And that is the story of the time I dreamt that Renée Zellweger and John Boyega sat behind me in a theater.