MY AREAS OF EXPERTISE

  1. Making clean laundry piles in places other than my dresser
  2. Dog spotting/petting/dogs/always dogs/dogs are all that matter
  3. Dropping my phone
  4. Instagram filters
  5. Karaoke
  6. Eyebrows
  7. Bouncing back and fourth between unbridled joy and inspiration and crippling depression
  8. Quoting episodes of The Office
  9. Drawing and painting kind of