Kid Quotes - The True Treasures of Teaching 10 year olds
Can't make this stuff up
- •"You ought to have a boyfriend at your age."
- •"Whenever you go to jail, I'll get you out because you're the reason I want to be a lawyer. And if I lose, I'll spend all my money to bail you out." "Why would I be in jail?" "Sometimes stuff just happens."
- •"You look really tired. But not as tired as you did last week. You know that one day when my mom stayed home sick after coming to your house."
- •"Can I use 'colorful language' in my writing if it's historically accurate?"He asks, sliding me a piece of paper with 3 cuss words on it. One was approved. A for effort, kid.
- •"Apes are just hairy humans with bare butts and it's not right."
- •"Don't google the Seminoles because they are naked everywhere."
- •"I'm in charge here."
- •"That's a nice polka dot shirt. You look like Cruella Deville but you know, without dead puppies."
- •Do you want me to call your mother and tell her what you've been up to? "Well, to be fair, you are going to rat me out at conferences next week."
- •"Everybody was saying that you're strict and mean. I told them that yeah you are sometimes, but you're also tall and beautiful.... oh and kind."
- •"Can I call you Captain?"Obviously yes always
- •"You look like your favorite food is tacos."
- •"I saw you at an inappropriate place.. The liquor store. But my dad wouldn't let me yell at you out the truck window."