I teach fifth grade, and as Vanessa Bayer as Miley Cyrus would say, it's pretty cool.
  1. Recess
    I get to work on my tan everyday from 11:20 to 11:45 while my kids expend their extra energy.
  2. Kids say ridiculously hilarious things like this
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  5. They think you're cool
    Honestly, most kids aren't that hard to win over. Approach them with respect and they will respect you too. Most of the time.
  6. You always have a valentine.
    I have twenty.
  7. Apple products
    One time someone walked into my room and handed me an iPad.