As I wrote this list I realized my past costumes have really sucked./:
  1. Freddy Kreuger
    Three years in a row...
  2. Baby Pumpkin
    I was two and cried the entire time my parents put me in that costume.
  3. A pink Genie
    I showed off my nonexistent abs and everything with a tiny square hat on my head.
  4. A Witch
    A last minute costume for work so nothing fancy with this one.