My husband and I have a large dog. Need I say more?
  1. My husband has 16 instruments
    There's not enough storage in the world to store them in a 210 sq ft house.
  2. Said music gives me headaches
    Where would I hide??
  3. Sometimes I need space
  4. I can just imagine my dog permanently sitting on my face at all times
    47 lbs of pure love. And destruction