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When you work as a server at a resort pool.
- •"Is water free?"
- •"Is the tea free?"On what planet?
- •"Are there free refills?"Yes, I will bring you infinity refills and you will tip 20% of $2.95.
- •"Your skirt should never be shorter than your pubes." - my mom
IF I had cable...
- •Bring It On - does this movie even exist in DVD form? I've searched high and low, except on Amazon. Should definitely try Amazon.
- •Harry Potter - I miss ABC Family :(
- •Sweet November - One year I probably watched this movie 50 times. It was ALWAYS on. "Octobers almost over."
- •1Cat unknown, but clearly not happy.
- •2During my "flexible" years.
- •3Blossom, the first cat I could call my own.
Stuff my husband said that was worthy of being typed into the notes in my phone.
- •September 30th, 2011: on people who love alfalfa sproutsI'm eating these alfalfa sprouts. They're so yummy. No they're fucking not. They're just ok.
- •January 18th, 2012: on HalloweenPeople start thinking about this shit October 20-something-ith. That's the 24th and after.
- •January 20th, 2012: on donutsHave you ever eaten a crunchy donut?