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When you work as a server at a resort pool.
  1. "Is water free?"
  2. "Is the tea free?"
    On what planet?
  3. "Are there free refills?"
    Yes, I will bring you infinity refills and you will tip 20% of $2.95.
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  1. "Your skirt should never be shorter than your pubes." - my mom
  1. Bring It On - does this movie even exist in DVD form? I've searched high and low, except on Amazon. Should definitely try Amazon.
  2. Harry Potter - I miss ABC Family :(
  3. Sweet November - One year I probably watched this movie 50 times. It was ALWAYS on. "Octobers almost over."
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    Cat unknown, but clearly not happy.
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    During my "flexible" years.
  3. 3
    Blossom, the first cat I could call my own.
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Stuff my husband said that was worthy of being typed into the notes in my phone.
  1. September 30th, 2011: on people who love alfalfa sprouts
    I'm eating these alfalfa sprouts. They're so yummy. No they're fucking not. They're just ok.
  2. January 18th, 2012: on Halloween
    People start thinking about this shit October 20-something-ith. That's the 24th and after.
  3. January 20th, 2012: on donuts
    Have you ever eaten a crunchy donut?
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