Quotes From My Husband

Stuff my husband said that was worthy of being typed into the notes in my phone.
  1. September 30th, 2011: on people who love alfalfa sprouts
    I'm eating these alfalfa sprouts. They're so yummy. No they're fucking not. They're just ok.
  2. January 18th, 2012: on Halloween
    People start thinking about this shit October 20-something-ith. That's the 24th and after.
  3. January 20th, 2012: on donuts
    Have you ever eaten a crunchy donut?
  4. February 1st, 2012: on ?
    I don't know man, I don't know if I want to feel an elephants balls and shit.
  5. October 5th, 2012: on changing his baby brother's diaper
    When you're 16 you don't give a fuck about helping your mom.
  6. November 30th, 2012: on a turkey sandwich
    It's not the prettiest looking one, but it tastes the prettiest.
  7. February 1st, 2015: on the super bowl
    Not watching the NFL next year. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
  8. April 16th, 2015: on babies
    They don't even know how to freaking talk when they're born.