Quotes From My Husband
Stuff my husband said that was worthy of being typed into the notes in my phone.
- •September 30th, 2011: on people who love alfalfa sproutsI'm eating these alfalfa sprouts. They're so yummy. No they're fucking not. They're just ok.
- •January 18th, 2012: on HalloweenPeople start thinking about this shit October 20-something-ith. That's the 24th and after.
- •January 20th, 2012: on donutsHave you ever eaten a crunchy donut?
- •February 1st, 2012: on ?I don't know man, I don't know if I want to feel an elephants balls and shit.
- •October 5th, 2012: on changing his baby brother's diaperWhen you're 16 you don't give a fuck about helping your mom.
- •November 30th, 2012: on a turkey sandwichIt's not the prettiest looking one, but it tastes the prettiest.
- •February 1st, 2015: on the super bowlNot watching the NFL next year. This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
- •April 16th, 2015: on babiesThey don't even know how to freaking talk when they're born.