6 ABDURD THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
I am a substitute teacher. Today I subbed 8th Grade English
- 1.SOME KIDS tried to object when I put The Outsiders on.Like, it's THE OUTSIDERS. How do you not want to watch Patrick Swayze care for ponyboy in a tight black tshirt
- 2.I couldn't eat basically my entire lunch because I got exiled to a NUT FREE ROOMI had a Pbj sandwich, a fruit and nut granola bar, some fruit, and almonds
- 3.I lost my page in my bookAfter watching The Outsiders three times, I got my book out and DROPPED IT. Loosing my spot and the quiet nature of my room.
- 4.I got my period WHILE WEARING SPANXThe horror! The tight, painful horror!
- 5.Some kid called ROB LOWE weird lookingUm.
- 6.The automatic doors at CVS didn't open and I ran right into them