6 ABDURD THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY

I am a substitute teacher. Today I subbed 8th Grade English
  1. 1.
    SOME KIDS tried to object when I put The Outsiders on.
    Like, it's THE OUTSIDERS. How do you not want to watch Patrick Swayze care for ponyboy in a tight black tshirt
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    I couldn't eat basically my entire lunch because I got exiled to a NUT FREE ROOM
    I had a Pbj sandwich, a fruit and nut granola bar, some fruit, and almonds
  3. 3.
    I lost my page in my book
    After watching The Outsiders three times, I got my book out and DROPPED IT. Loosing my spot and the quiet nature of my room.
  4. 4.
    I got my period WHILE WEARING SPANX
    The horror! The tight, painful horror!
  5. 5.
    Some kid called ROB LOWE weird looking
    Um.
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    The automatic doors at CVS didn't open and I ran right into them
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