I am a substitute teacher. Today I subbed 8th Grade English
  1. SOME KIDS tried to object when I put The Outsiders on.
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    Like, it's THE OUTSIDERS. How do you not want to watch Patrick Swayze care for ponyboy in a tight black tshirt
  2. I couldn't eat basically my entire lunch because I got exiled to a NUT FREE ROOM
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    I had a Pbj sandwich, a fruit and nut granola bar, some fruit, and almonds
  3. I lost my page in my book
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    After watching The Outsiders three times, I got my book out and DROPPED IT. Loosing my spot and the quiet nature of my room.
  4. I got my period WHILE WEARING SPANX
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    The horror! The tight, painful horror!
  5. Some kid called ROB LOWE weird looking
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    Um.
  6. The automatic doors at CVS didn't open and I ran right into them
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