A Semi-Drunk Analysis of Divers-DriveIns-and Dives

This is already a semi drunk list
  1. Rule #1 I have to drink water every time Guy [🔥] says "the side pickle makes it
  2. The salmon is buttery and smooth and this woman does not give a damn fuck
    The salt will pull out the moisture. Phew thanks for teaching me to cook
  3. HOW DO THEY KEEP THE MEAT IN THE FRIDGE FOR FOUR DAYS AND CONTINUE FILMING
  4. The color is so rich
  5. I threw up after scrolling through moving pictures (i.e. Gifs) so that's why there are none on this list
  6. Am I drunk or are my eyes just heavy?
  7. I could learn a lot from my dog. Loves the simple things in life.
  8. I hope that bonfire is out
  9. Is checking it five times to make sure it's still out acceptable?
  10. If your vision is still blurry with glasses, you are probs not well. As if Guy [🔥]'s hair wasn't spiky and warm... It's just wrong
  11. This is the longest commercial of my life. I'm not sure if I'm imagining or not, but the last four to six weeks I feel like all commercials have been about hot dogs
  12. "Everything here is just so creTive" drink water every time a customer gives a generic review
  13. Have you seen my dog?
  14. Up