Big Boob Problems Ranked by How Annoying They Are

I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE BOOB LIFE....obviously using πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ to rate
  1. 1.
    Running up and down the stairs
    πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ it seems bra or no bra I still have to grope myself just to keep them quiet. No bra though, forget it...today I tripped and tried to regain balance, it sounded like a studio audience live clap
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    Bathing suit shopping
    πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ TGFSTAB: thank god for separate tops and bottoms. When you're an XL borderline XXL top and a Small bottom you run into some issues. Thankfully this problem has been mostly eradicated. However it IS annoying I can only wear certain tops and strapless are out of the question without gaffers tape slung around my neck
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    Can't go anywhere without a bra
    πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ I always wondered what it was like to just wear a strappy tank and not have to worry about hiding the bra line -similar to panty line, but shelf-like- however, with my luck my freaking nipples would show through.
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    Clothing fits super weird
    πŸ’πŸ’ what fits the girls may not always fit the shoulders or the stomach or over the hips. It's SUPER annoying to find a dress that fits everything perfectly, except your boobs are trying to make a run for it over the line of your cleavage.
  5. 5.
    You can never tan your back
    πŸ’πŸ’unless you're willing to dig matching holes in the sand/cut them out of your beach chair. It is extremely uncomfortable to lay on your stomach and have all your weight pressing against your jelly bellies.
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    THE SHELF
    πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’πŸ’ sometimes you find the perfect top that snugs your breastes together so they gently fade away into your chest. THE TOP IS MAGIC IT ALLUDES TO YOUR BOOBS BEING SMALLER. Other times it looks like there is a solid, straight edged shelf protruding from your bosom.
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    Listening to small-boobers complain and compliment you
    πŸ’πŸ’ this is a real thing. Compliments mostly happen in the ladies room at a bar around one am on a Saturday. It's usually followed by them groping themselves and saying "you're so lucky". Not as sexy and porno-Y as it sounds, men.
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    Listening to fake-boobers talk about how easy their big boobs are
    πŸ’πŸ’ THEY ARENT REAL OF COURSE THEY ARE EASY TO SHOP FOR AND LOOK GOOD IN YOUR STRAPLESS DRESS
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