Objectifying Male Characters in CIVIL WAR because Equality

Panting though the film was v awkward when I brought my 14 year old sister .... Also *spoiler alert*
  1. We'll start out small:
  2. ......get it ? 🐜
  3. Ant Man aka Scott Lang aka PAUL RUDD
    Paul Rudd deserves constant and fervent supervision because he is A) cute as all hell and B) hilariously hopeless when it comes to smack talk. He's super cute when he stumbles out of a creepy van all rugged and stubbly. Looks homeless but like, in a hot way.
  4. UM HELLO NEW GUY
  5. Black Panther aka T'Challa aka Chadwick Boseman
    Here kitty kitty...man has manners that trump all, he's Royal, he is a crazy warrior and he's got a killer face. Imagine him pulling on his crazy spandex costume - yummmm (but seriously how does he get it on that fast, it looks like scuba gear)
  6. War Machine aka Rhody aka Don Cheadle
    SPOILER ALERT if you didn't cry when this guy fell from the sky you are definitely heartless
  7. TAKE IN THE SMOLDERING WINK
    Remember when Vision took out a bunch of Ultron's robots and Rhody was all like "okay what", he's funny as all hell and has skin as smooth as ice.
  8. Speaking of Vision...
    I wish there were gifs of him sporting J.Crew like he does in his downtime
  9. Vision aka 'Vis' aka Paul Bettany
    Definitely a wildcard. But Wanda seems to like it? Dude can rock a sweater/blouse combo tho
  10. RETIREMENT MY BUTT
  11. Hawkeye aka Clint Barton aka Jeremy Renner
    Now that we know Clint is a family guy and not a womanizer we're really attracted to him right? Or just me? Mans got a great head of hair, a cute smile, and killer arms from slinging all those arrows (?)
  12. And how could you not love this guy?
    THUMBS UP IS RIGHT
  13. Falcon aka Sam Wilson aka Anthony Mackie
    This guy looks incredibly hot when in his suit, which is basically a tight black shirt. I'm in. He follows Steve no matter what which makes me feel really good for some reason and he gets bonus points for being hilarious in any scene with ....
  14. THIS GUY
  15. Winter Soldier aka Bucky Barnes aka Sebastian Stan
    Forget what I said about anyone else, this guy has got a good head of hair! He's caring, devoted, ripped - literally after his arm gets torn off *if you're into that - and just overall seems like a knockout, stand up kinda guy
  16. BIG GUNS NOW 🔫🔫🔫🔫
  17. Iron Man aka Tony Stark aka GOD jk Robert Downey Jr.
  18. The face, the facial hair, the smile, the crisp suit against his awesome bod. He's a jerk but we like it. He can't control his anger but idc I think I'm in love
  19. AND
  20. Captain America aka Steve Rogers aka Chris Evans
    Arms. Face. Smile. Wow. Will never get over this hunk and his virtuous nature. 4ever luv u
  21. HE LIKES PIZZA LIKE A REAL PERSON