Thoughts My Dog Definitely Has While on a Walk
- •"I would rather choke myself than not be on that patch of grass any longer"
- •"What is that? A rabbit? Another small doggie like me? Just a bird? Better go after it anyway so it knows I am mighty"
- •"Morgan just dropped her mug because I wrapped my leash around her legs. Haha! Fuck you fake mom!"
- •"I hope this neighbor notices I pee on her flowers everyday. Mom hates her."
- •"Hey look, these neighbors are watching me pee on their lawn. Better kick up some grass too so they know I was here"
- •"Hey another dog! Another dog! Morgan! Look! Another dog! LETS GO SAY HI BUT IM GONNA BARK ANGRILY AND GROWL STILL. JUST IN CASE"
- •"This neighbor's flower bed looks like an awesome place to shit"