Ways to Respond When Asked "Still No Boyfriend?"

  1. I'd have to stop using the single rider lane at amusement parks
  2. I've gotten used to sleeping naked and it's not something I'm willing to give up
  3. If I had a boyfriend there'd be no room for all the laundry on my bed
  4. The only man I have time for is the one who delivers my pizza
  5. I'm in a serious relationship with my bed
  6. My dog would get jealous
  7. I only had one "buy one get one sundae" at Friendly's and I'm selfish