1. I'd have to stop using the single rider lane at amusement parks
  2. I've gotten used to sleeping naked and it's not something I'm willing to give up
  3. If I had a boyfriend there'd be no room for all the laundry on my bed
  4. The only man I have time for is the one who delivers my pizza
  5. I'm in a serious relationship with my bed
  6. My dog would get jealous
  7. I only had one "buy one get one sundae" at Friendly's and I'm selfish