Ways to Respond When Asked "Still No Boyfriend?"
- •I'd have to stop using the single rider lane at amusement parks
- •I've gotten used to sleeping naked and it's not something I'm willing to give up
- •If I had a boyfriend there'd be no room for all the laundry on my bed
- •The only man I have time for is the one who delivers my pizza
- •I'm in a serious relationship with my bed
- •My dog would get jealous
- •I only had one "buy one get one sundae" at Friendly's and I'm selfish