THINGS I REALLY, REALLY WANT
Not necessarily "things", per se
- •An apartment with a window capable of bringing my aloe plant back to life
- •Age of the Understatement on Vinyl
- •For Jack White to make a country/bluegrass album
- •An apology from Iggy AzaleaNothing too specific, just an overall "sorry, y'all"
- •For everyone's eyebrows to go back to looking like normal, human eyebrows
- •A pair of cowboy boots
- •For white people to STOP HAVING DREADLOCKS ??
- •Funnier socks
- •For women to stop wearing heels when they don't want to be wearing them
- •A rumor about me that I may be a witch
- •To text more slowly and precisely, so as to avoid the second text with the word written properly with an asterisk