CHAPTER TITLES FOR THE BOOK ABOUT MY LIFE

  1. It's not easy being Greene
  2. Happy birthday, Renthead.
  3. What show choir taught me about intersectional feminism
  4. Chalk graffiti on campus buildings
  5. If you're ever almost human trafficked in Rome...
  6. Gay penguins
  7. Justin Bieber's monkey
  8. Everything I've ever thought I was dying from
  9. Ode to bed