- •Rubber bands snappingUsed to have a boss who'd shoot rubber bands into my office just to watch me scream
- •Balloons poppingI will only ever blow up a balloon 3/4 of the way because I don't want it to explode in my face
- •Insects that jump or move faster than meI can't kill things that move faster than me and insects carry diseases, probably, maybe
- •Water on my faceYou can drown in an inch of water! Or inhaling while washing your face, possibly. I don't know for sure so I always hold my breath.
- •AppendicitisThis is not irrational, this is legit and terrifying
- •Overpasses collapsing while I'm stopped at a light.Also not irrational, they bounce like I'm at the club (I've never been to a club)
- •Leaving Crock Pot on overnightDuring the day is fine, all bad things happen between 10pm and 5am
- •GhostsI don't believe in them but I'm open to the possibility that they exist?
- •Matches/lighters igniting spontaneouslyThanks to Hay for reminding me. I'll never carry them on my person for fear of catching on fire because of like friction and stuff.