PLAN B

Not like the birth control
  1. Join a cult
    Not a weird one, like an artists colony, like the one I considered my senior year of college
  2. Street mime
    Self-explanatory. Would also be live statue and street juggler and various other types of street performer.
  3. Vineyard owner
    Just the owner. I drink wine from the balcony, other people do the work
  4. Trophy wife
    Open to any and all plastic surgery procedures to make this happen because I don't love myself so much that I'm unwilling to change completely
  5. Nun
    Only in Europe, in one of those really pretty convents by the sea. I'm not Catholic but my mom is and is it like Judaism where it passes through the mother?