THINGS I WANT TO DO
I want to do some things.
- •Attend a masquerade ballIt will be a cross between Cinderella and a Taylor Swift song
- •Visit the Infinity mirrored room at the Broad MuseumI love mirror mazes, this is probably related to my narcissism
- •Fly first classBut I don't want to pay for it, I am currently seeking a benefactor
- •Walk through sunflower fieldsI wanted to do this in Ukraine but maybe not right now, like maybe when things are more stable
- •Go on a safariI will sit in the middle because I assume that's the place I'd be least likely to be eaten in the event the animals attack
- •Hike to the top of Machu PicchuAfter like three more years of spin classes probably
- •MaldivesI want to sleep in an open bungalow near the water. By sleep I mean lie awake worrying about a random tidal wave.