THINGS I WANT TO DO

I want to do some things.
  1. Attend a masquerade ball
    It will be a cross between Cinderella and a Taylor Swift song
  2. Visit the Infinity mirrored room at the Broad Museum
    I love mirror mazes, this is probably related to my narcissism
  3. Fly first class
    But I don't want to pay for it, I am currently seeking a benefactor
  4. Walk through sunflower fields
    I wanted to do this in Ukraine but maybe not right now, like maybe when things are more stable
  5. Go on a safari
    I will sit in the middle because I assume that's the place I'd be least likely to be eaten in the event the animals attack
  6. Hike to the top of Machu Picchu
    After like three more years of spin classes probably
  7. Maldives
    I want to sleep in an open bungalow near the water. By sleep I mean lie awake worrying about a random tidal wave.