Reasons I lift weights

some people don't lift weights and, well, ...
  1. My ass is amazing
    Not like oral sex amazing but like oral sex while you enjoy your favorite meal and movie together on your birthday amazing. I could be biased, but I doubt it. I sit on a million bucks.
  2. I get strong
    I just feel gooder knowing I can lift more
  3. Orgasms happen when I take my shirt off
    Men, women, Squirrels. Yeah
  4. Tacos.
    Those who know, know.
  5. Cardio
    Lift weights faster. boom. Two birds, one stone, lots of sex. If you're looking for logic, you've already failed.