Reasons I lift weights
some people don't lift weights and, well, ...
- •My ass is amazingNot like oral sex amazing but like oral sex while you enjoy your favorite meal and movie together on your birthday amazing. I could be biased, but I doubt it. I sit on a million bucks.
- •I get strongI just feel gooder knowing I can lift more
- •Orgasms happen when I take my shirt offMen, women, Squirrels. Yeah
- •Tacos.Those who know, know.
- •CardioLift weights faster. boom. Two birds, one stone, lots of sex. If you're looking for logic, you've already failed.