PROOF THAT I WILL NEVER GROW UP

  1. I saved the list by @paulfeig titled WHY FARTS ARE AND ALWAYS WILL BE FUNNY. WHY FARTS ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY
    Because THEY ARE!
  2. I still build Lego.
    And look forward to when the catalog arrives in the mail so I can circle all the things I want.
  3. One of my favorite tv shows - Bob's Burgers - is a cartoon.
  4. I use video games for my cardio workouts.
    Gym memberships are for old people, am I right?
  5. I take tap lessons...and use words like 'yippee' to describe my feelings on class day.
  6. Hashtag the Panda from @FallonTonight NEVER fails to make me laugh.
  7. I purchase picture books...for myself.
    And I have accrued QUITE the collection.
  8. I feel no shame in laughing when someone falls down unexpectedly (that is...if they have not been injured--I'm childish, but not a meanie 😇)
  9. I get most of my news from @BuzzFeed.