Pssst Secret Santa this one is for you.
  1. A tee shirt from where you currently call home
    Size: 2XL
  2. A cheesy handmade ornament
  3. A retro alarm clock
  4. A poster of your favorite book or movie
  5. A big amazing piggy bank
  6. A rated-g picture of you and a letter telling part of your story
  7. Any kind of The Office paraphernalia
  8. Christmas socks
  9. A Christmas sweater for my cat or dog
    He's a Maltese and size small
  10. A mixtape
  11. I gots bad joints