1. I hit snooze too many times
  2. I got stuck behind a tractor on the road
  3. It's Monday
  4. I didn't want to be here
  5. I'm pretending that I have kids now
  6. Or I came straight from work
  7. Or I have some kind of disorder that prevents me from getting places on time
  8. Gave my teach the "i will explain everything after class look"
  9. Planning on leaving class early