If I Was a Disease and You Caught Me, These Would Be Your Symptoms

Inspired by @DG
  1. Overindulgence
  2. Crippling anxiety
  3. Volunteering cheerfully to go on vacation with your boss/friend and her twin one year olds and by the way no air condition and by the way it's 97 degrees outside and by the way you didn't bring the correct sunscreen and by the way one of the twins will need to sleep with you