LIES I TOLD WHEN CAUGHT HOOKING UP IN HIGH SCHOOL
- •Oh gee sorry I don't know how the door got locked
- •We were literally just cuddling I swear
- •Come on mom, nothing happened (insert brother/sister name here) was in the room
- •I swear I didn't know the door was locked
- •We need to get that lock checked out
- •We fell asleep on accident
- •He was wearing pants!!
- •I have my period
- •It's important to me to wait for marriage
- •Wow was the door locked?