MY OFFICIAL CRITIQUE OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES AS TOLD BY THE ORIGINAL AMERICAN IDOL JUDGES

Affectionately know as "Pride Prejudice and Popcorn" to my boyfriend who endured the whole thing with me
  1. First of all: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJHHDHDJDHSHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHH
  2. Now that that's out of the way
  3. Here's what I liked:
  4. Lady Catherine as number 1 bad ass zombie slayer
    Going to Hollywood
  5. Mr. Bennett refusing to sell his daughters to men with fish breath
    Going to Hollywood
  6. Wickham is obviously a zombie kingpin and always has been and always will be
    Going to Hollywood
  7. That scene when all five Bennett sisters back to back kicking zombie ass
    Going to Hollywood
  8. Here's what didn't work for me:
  9. THE WORST MR DARCY EVER LIKE COULD THERE BE A MORE UNFIT MISTER DARCY
    It's a no from me
  10. The guys behind me in the movie theater commenting on how "out of control" an all female cast ghostbusters will be
    It's a no from me
  11. The weird children zombies and infant zombies
    It's a no from me
  12. Overall rating: 0 stars
  13. Just kidding, it was hilariously awful and I'd probably watch it again if it was 3 am and I was really drunk
  14. But there's a lot that i would watch at 3 am with the right mixture of liquors