1. Sitting in this carpool line for 5 hours every week
  2. Being told you are the "meanest woman alive"
  3. Sleeping at work
  4. Leftover Halloween candy
  5. Every episode of My Little Pony
  6. Being told you are the "best babysitter ever"
  7. Toilet humor
  8. The kingdom of snacks
  9. The unofficial life of a dance mom
  10. Deciding to up your methods of birth control
  11. Somehow fulfilling your need to express maternal instinct while still maintaining your strict feminist viewpoints and low key imposing your political/religious beliefs on the children you care for, I'm so sorry and not sorry at all?