THINGS I DESERVE A STUDENT DISCOUNT ON

  1. Any book of any kind from any store
  2. Speeding tickets
    I'm so sorry officer I'm an academic you see, was in a rush to get to class
  3. Apple Products
    Remember when they used to give you a free iPod with your discounted white MacBook
  4. Margaritas
    Every hour is happy hour
  5. Plane tickets
    50% off. We got far away families
  6. Tampons
    Hella expensive and we don't work
  7. Gas
  8. Massage envy
    Ok I would love a monthly membership but I can't afford this adult price
  9. Designer handbags
    All the cool kids are doing it