THINGS I'VE SPENT OVER 5000 DOLLARS ON THIS YEAR

5000 dollars is a) a load of booze b) a chunk of tuition c) a nice vacation d) completely wasted with nothing to show for it
  1. My nails
    35 dollars, 25 times a year, $875
  2. Eating out
    For the sake of simplicity we will say I only eat breakfast out, 4 dollars, 4 days a week plus a 10 dollar brunch on Sunday. $1352
  3. Memberships I didn't use
    Gym membership: 20/month, annual fee: 30 = $270
  4. Apartments I didn't live in
    $1250
  5. Books I didn't read
    $214 dollars on fiction. $1780 on textbooks.