WHY MY SISTER THINKS I'M ACTING WEIRD AS TOLD BY THE NEW EMOJIS

Honestly she's always been the weird one
  1. 1.
    I'm trying to eat healthier
    Why would I do that. Thanksgiving is next week. What am I up to
  2. 2.
    I've been reading a lot
    I'm reading Harry Potter, Shonda's Year of Yes, and about 30 articles a week about feminism and politics
  3. 3.
    I'm feeling anti social
    Kind of existing in my own headspace right now this is borderline existential crisis and it has nothing to do with my love of family
  4. 4.
    I'm uneasy about the world right now
    Everything is falling apart
  5. 5.
    She thinks I wish my mom had never brought her home from the hospital
    Because then I could get a ton of stuff at Christmas, right?
  6. 6.
    I'm actually sick
    I have been in a NyQuil daze since Monday
  7. 7.
    She thinks I went to Taco Bell without her
    And I did. Sorry sis