Inspired by @puppsmcgee
  1. They wake up refreshed at 6 am while I'm dragging my feet.
  2. They don't let me pee alone
  3. They eat all the food
  4. They repeat things I say in public that I shouldn't have said and make me look a fool
  5. They remember all the rules...even the ones I want to break
  6. They don't let me sleep in
  7. They act like me asking them to do a simple chore is the end of the world
  8. They throw their food on the floor
  9. They throw such an epic fit in public that I break down and cry
  10. They wake you up in the middle of the night to tell you useless facts that are an emergency to them