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He is 2.5.
  1. Jackson: "I love this yogurt." Mommy: "you know what I love? You!" Jackson: "you know what I love?" (Mommy was expecting him to say "You!") Jackson: "TayTay (Sitter's daughter) and Yogurt!"
  2. Jackson: "I want to watch minions." Mommy: "ok, we have 2. I don't know where 1 is." Jackson: "maybe it's pooping?"
  3. I'll fight him and mow the yard!
2 more...
  1. Mommy, I won't stab you.
  2. Oh double drat!
  3. When asked to help clean up... "NEVER" in a dramatic Going-down-with-the-ship emphasis
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In no particular order
  1. Small spaces with no way out
    Who in the hell makes small spaces?! It should be against building codes!
  2. Being trapped in the corner of an office during a meeting with the douche bag duo... With no way out.
    No escape plan available! Survival mode activated!
  3. Cars with a child screaming at the top of his lungs for the pure entertainment value of it because he thinks Mommy's inability to breathe normally is funny!
    It isn't, son, it isn't.
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  1. Expensive Tea
  2. Chocolate cake
    Specifically my mother's chocolate sheet cake
  3. Taking a nap instead of doing laundry on a Saturday... And a Sunday!
  4. Rice Yum Yum
    The entire pot to myself!
My family is my happiness. There is no place I'd rather be than with my herd of boys.
  1. My boys
  2. My husband
  3. My mom and dad
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Some of these are movies but if they were on tv then we watched them, every single time!
  1. Law & Order
  2. John Wayne movies
  3. Clint Eastwood movies
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  1. Thor (Chris Hemsworth version)
    No explanation required!!!!!
  2. Hulk
    Because it's cool to lose your temper and start smashing shit!
  3. Captain America
    Because he is my son's favorite!
  4. Iron Man
    Because Tony Stark is a narcissistic, wealthy, son of a bitch who doesn't give a fuck about pissing people off!
  1. 5.
    He is only two and a half but can already recite at least 6 nursery rhymes.
  2. 4.
    He likes carrots.
  3. 3.
    He knows the difference between good guys and bad guys.
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  1. Animal rescue/sanctuary
  2. Child advocacy
  3. Teaching
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  1. Breathe.
  2. Boys are stupid (except my three).
  3. Everyone lies.
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