Putting them all down I remember a few of them.
  1. You ever hold a piss so long it turns into a shit?
  2. Mystic troll Teletubby Swag
  3. I'm not sucking on anyone's asshole for nothin
  4. Who the fuck attacks the big toe
  5. You get evicted, from life
    This is a quote from a doctor who episode I think this note is a few years old because I don't remember the last time I watched that show.
  6. I can never tell if he's winkin or blinkin
    Maybe from the walking dead?
  7. The St. Louis cardinals lost to the Mumford and sons
    From SNL Weekend Update it is about the Red Sox.